OK, so mullets don't have corners (arguably). But according to the New York Times, Billy Ray Cyrus has penned a song for his new album entitled "I Want My Mullet Back." I'm thinking this tune should be turned into a multi-celeb charity caterwaul (along the lines of "We Are the World," you dig?) with the following participants joining Billy Ray:
Jaromir Jagr
Corey Feldman
Michael Bolton (he got Nicolette Sheridan back, why not the mullet?)
Dennis Miller
Florence Henderson
John Stamos
Joan Jett
Barry Melrose
Jerry Seinfeld
Richard Dean Anderson
Richard Marx
Pat Benatar
Randy Johnson
Zachary Ty Bryan ("Brad" from Home Improvement--if you're asking, Where is he now? , the
answer is: wishing he had his mullet back)
Any other suggestions?
P.S. - You must check out Florence Henderson's website (with sound on). That Mrs. B. is one groovy gal!
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